Kazunori Zhang is a complete clown in the bedroom. No wonder he can't keep a boyfriend. Clowning around is so unattractive. Who wants to snog a guy with a big red nose anyway?


In other news, turns out Jack Adelinde and Cullen McIntyre used to hold hands back at Ilvermorny. We always knew Cullen was keeping secrets about why he really transferred to Hogwarts, and now his past has come back to bite him. I kind of want to watch.

I heard that....

Cole McPhee has been seen in Hogsmeade with one of the fifth year Gryffs.

Sawyer Tynan, is aptly named, but he’s been spending an awful lot of time in the greenhouses after hours.

Lily Potter’s been seen with Esmeralda Belmonte a little closer than should be in the library more than once.