Based I what I saw in Defense Against the Dark Arts, I think Ethan Prince might fancy Professor Stewart...did anyone else pick up those pheromones that screamed a desperate, look at me, Professor? I'm just saying...

Albus is still single and still pining for Alune Harthorne .

Ashland is engaged to Jackson Brooks .

Brandy is still seeing Dante 'Doc' Rizzo but he's been busy lately and her eyes have been wandering...

Cole is single and started at LAMDA, he's not really sure what, but something is going on still between him and Tadhg MacSheòrsa .

Cooper and Vito Brando are still going strong.

Corinth is still amidst multiple love affairs.

Cullen is hopelessly in love with Elizabeth Kingston . He has no idea about her engagement. She should probably tell him.

Dean is engaged to Arianna Stewart . Never saw that coming!

Elliott is dating Beauregard Nott and sent him some beautiful back to school flowers.

Emmy is madly in love with Lucien Dumas .

Francesco is back to looking at all the girls now that he's no longer distracted by the pretty Beauxbatons girls.

Guy has reached 13 but he might still think girls have cooties.

Hawthorne is dating Alexandra Laskin and they've agreed that are both still allowed to satisfy their bisexual desires with other people but she's the only woman he wants in his bed.

Izanna is dating Timmea Lacroix and quite content in this relationship.

Janie doesn't recognize @tao or @pebbles anymore and is lost in her delusional disorder. She's been committed to St. Mungo's by her brother.

Jersey is very single and prefers it that way.

Joey is married to Sungwon Choi .

Kit remains single but is developing an interest in Séraphine Köhler .

Leander is SO glad to be back at Durmstrang with Wolfgang Kessinger and away from his father.

Lucas is still clueless.

Lucianna is single and confused about her changing thoughts about Dionysos Amadori .

Lux isn't sure but she kind of things maybe she and Andrew Douglas might be dating, albeit long distance with her back at Hogwarts.

Mackenzie is learning how to be a vampire and a librarian.

Nathaniel and Paris Aurinko are going through a bit of a confusing rough patch and Nate can't figure out what the heck is wrong with his partner. It's so frustrating!

Percy is a total catch! Come get him!

Sebastien is learning that living with one's boyfriend (Remington Grebe ) is a very challenging task, especially when they only have a one bedroom and are so NOT ready for sharing a bed.

Tia is single.

"Anyone who knows anything about Professor Stewart knows he is the hottest Professor at all the schools combined so it's not surprising to find that his former love, and baby mama, Katerina Starrister, still looks at him like he's hung the moon among the stars. No wonder she is unmarried and can't keep a man around. Can anyone really shine a light to one so fair as Dean Stewart? It must be hard for the former men in Katerina's life to stand in the shadow of her former beau.

And while Professor Starrister is busy going ga-ga over an old flame, daughter, Hope, might have too much of her father in her the way she throws herself at men like a loose slip knot. They say the apple doesn't fall far from the true and Hope could be just like her father. Either that or she's desperate for someone's attention."

@hope @katerina Dean Stewart

Seems everywhere Ilvermorny champion, Jack Adelinde, is, so is Hogwarts champion, Sutton Bane. Is something going on there? Could be. I hope Cullen McIntyre is all right but the comment from Dionysos Amadori in Magical Law could indicate that Cullen isn't as genuine as we all thought. Something about putting something up his butt, was it, Dio?

Kazunori Zhang is a complete clown in the bedroom. No wonder he can't keep a boyfriend. Clowning around is so unattractive. Who wants to snog a guy with a big red nose anyway?


In other news, turns out Jack Adelinde and Cullen McIntyre used to hold hands back at Ilvermorny. We always knew Cullen was keeping secrets about why he really transferred to Hogwarts, and now his past has come back to bite him. I kind of want to watch.